I sense a change is coming.

Hello to all my meat reading.
I want to update you on my adventures.
That stupid human found a way of tranquilizing me.
I'm having a rough time finding my way out of her grip.
So before I catch you all up.
I have a strange suspicion something is up.
When I feel like I'm waking up, that human is right there with a gun.
But tonight, she's no where to be found.
I wonder if I'm totally free of her.

 When I have been awake and broke free, my adventures have been great.
My last outing to Club United left me with nightmares though...
That blue alien guy really got me.
I had to heal up quite a bit on my tail.
It's still raggedy. 
But I have found ways to spy on Wolfy. Ahhh!! When will he be mine?
oh Great Shark in the sky?
I managed to open up my home for just a little while.
I saw Wolfy. He's so dreamy!
While Wolfette's human and Katie had an event with lots of mushrooms I stole some while no one was looking.
I plan to give 1 to Wolfy tonight if I can escape my house.
I have 2 more nemeses.
One's a bunny and the other is a little human squirt.
I've tried to eat them.
But the human tricked me and dressed as a shark.
I think he got me with a chainsaw too.
:( My poor tail.
I need a tail transplant I think.
While I am free, I plan to go set traps in the club for that purple wolf.
Next year will be Shark and Wolf together. I can feel it!
If you are bored by this blog, I demand you complain to that Katie human.
Stop drugging me!
I have to find out how she does that and break free.
Stay plump for me so when I get hungry I can snack on you.
Until next time...

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