Everything is better with.... SHARK!!!

Sharkira if you please!

My name is Sharkira because I am a sassy spicy shark.

I am 1 of Katie's alter egos.

I am the best one too!

I take over whenever I awake.

Katie gives me tranquilizers to sleep or I'd eat that little dog or lamb of her's.

I was born in a small part of the ocean. The runt of the family. They didn't think I would live.

I was shut out and rescued by a latin family that taught me everything I know.

When I got older I got the taste for humans and was nearly shot to death.

I managed to dodge bullets. Swimming along, I found myself in the part of the ocean where I was born.

I met my cousins, uncles, grandpa and dad.

They told me they were so happy to see me and filled me in on the war against our family and humans.

It was Sharknado that had made us famous.

It is indeed, a true story.

Jaws and all those other stories are made up.

They weren't even real sharks! Can you imagine the horror?!

My grandpa told me we had to fight back after the death of my mother, aunts and little brother.

I asked about grandma and my grandpa told me, she died of old age and is now swimming free with all her family in Shark Heaven.

It sounds like such a wonderful place, but it's a great honor to go there.

My grandpa told me every year the family storms up a tornado and attacks the humans.

Those stupid humans never get the message.

In Sharknado 2, I starred as 1 of the leading roles.

I still have nightmares of that dreadful chainsaw.

Sadly, I did not survive.

I met the big Shark! The one all sharks, dream of meeting.

He told me He had a special assignment for me.

There was this lady who needed some help but only the help from a shark could do.

But, to take on this assignment I had to share a body and mind with a human, a lamb and a dog.

I said wow!! This human really sounds nuts. And he told me, indeed she is.

So I said ok I'll do it. I'll help her and then all sharks will get a great name.

He taught me all about this human.

When my training was complete, I was sent into Katie.

It's a battle, I thought this would be easy. But, I get to live and whenever Sharknado comes on, I get to see and cheer on my family.

I hope next year we sharks will triumph.

Keep an eye out for more about me.

I am a diva shark and love to share my adventures.