Everything is better with.... SHARK!!!

Everything is better with.... SHARK!! Sharkira if you please! My name is Sharkira because I am a sassy spicy shark. I am 1 of Katie's alter egos. I am the best one too! I take over whenever I awake. Katie gives me tranquilizers to sleep or I'd eat that little dog or lamb of her's. I was born in a small part of the ocean. The runt of the family. They didn't think I would live. I was shut out and rescued by a latin family that taught me everything I know. When I got older I got the taste for humans and was nearly shot to death. I managed to dodge bullets. Swimming along, I found myself in the part of the ocean where I was born. I met my cousins, uncles, grandpa and dad. They told me they were so happy to see me and filled me in on the war against our family and humans. It was Sharknado that had made us famous. It is indeed, a true story.  Jaws and all those other stories are made up. They weren't even real sharks! Can you imagine t...

And here we are again. At a loss for words. NEVER!! This shark loves to talk!! My human is very mean to me. I nibble on that little lamb and she sends me off to sleep for the rest of the summer. I have broken free. I managed to find some purple mushrooms that sweet Wolfy gave to me. That, I will share soon. And now I am free. Though, I am still connected to that horrible human and her 2 other sidekicks. But I am free!! I was told I will have consequences to pay. But to be me again?! Ahhh! I'll take it! So here's what has been happening. First, I have been all over the world. I have swam all over in search for a new team of sharks. There was a big ship that wiped a lot of my family and friends out. My poor cousins. :( We found our way to a great spot. Right under Club United! That's where Katie works at, and Wolfy! Also my enemy and her human, Isa and Wolfette. Oh one day that Wolfette will be so sorry. But on to more happier things. ...